Don't get caught in a brothel

[kiwi]

The cops raided a brothel in Kings Cross. In one of the booths they found an Asian bloke bonking like crazy. ?What?s your name??

?My name is Ting?

In the next room they found another Asian bloke sitting quietly in a shabby armchair. ?And what?s your name??

?My name is Ting?

?Oh yeah?, said the sergeant suspiciously. ?How come we?ve just arrested Ting in the room next door??

?He is Ru Ting. I am Wah Ting?.
 

[sniper]

Definately from Haymarket

[kiwi]

Thats just another reason why I don't like Sydney .....

[sniper]

Kiwi ,
that's a very slanted view

[kiwi]

Why??? There you can't even have a root in peace.

[sniper]

True, all those flashing lightgs. people milling around,cameras everywhere  sounds like my bedroom on tuesdays   when the bottleshop closes early

[kiwi]

two words for you honey "youtube" and "Ebay" 

We can have classic named movies like Sniper does Dallas 

[sniper]

LMAO