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« on: October 17, 2007, 06:01:39 AM »

2007 AUSTRALIAN CITIZENSHIP TEST

1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term 'died in the arse'?

2. What is a "bloody little beauty"?

3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

4. Explain the following passage: 'In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.'

5. Macca, Chook and Johnno are driving to Margarets in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

6. Complete the following sentences:
a) 'If the van's rockin' don't bother .......?
b) You're going home in the back of a .....?
c) Fair crack of the ......?

7. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss

8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard 'up on blocks'? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

10. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

11. What are the ingredients in a rissole?

12. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

13. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?

14. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?

15. When you go to a bring-your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

16. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter 'b' is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

17. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

18. Is it possible to 'prang a car' while doing 'circle work'?

19. Who would you like to crack on to?

20. Who is the most Australian: Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson, John 'True Blue' Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

21. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

22. What does "sinkin piss at a mate's joint" and "getten para" mean?

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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2007, 03:22:00 AM »

 wtf Oh, Good Grief!! I qualify for Australian citizenship........ARRRGHH....the shame of it!  UK Flag
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2007, 07:42:12 AM »

I might of been written by a long last rellie of yours lol
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 04:45:36 AM »

Welcome Crusty,  you little beauty
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2007, 06:13:50 AM »

Sniper, shouldn't that be 'bloody little beauty'?  big grin

Kiwi, couln't possibly have been written by one of my rellies.They were all law abiding and upright English citizens, and those that weren't were never caught!! razz

On my next leave at Christmas, I'll be straight in to the 'King Rufus', knocking back a few pints of Ringwood 49ers, tagging in some Brokenhurst scrumpy and just re-affirming my Englishness!!  big grin UK Flag

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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2007, 09:10:25 AM »

I used to have a dog called rufus he was a like crusty at times too.
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2007, 12:48:38 AM »

Half your luck Crusty......looks like a very pleasant little watering hole
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« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2007, 01:38:00 AM »

Thanks Obs. Yup, it's a smashing little pub. It was a farm labourers cottage until 1760, when the family that lived there got a licence to sell ale and cider from their living room to the villagers. This came about because the coaching inn, the 'Village Bells', right opposite on the other side of the lane, would not serve the villagers, reserving its custom for coach passengers and passing travellers. Since then the villagers have always used the 'Rufus', and the 'Bells' still caters for passing trade and 'outsiders'. The only time the clientele mix is on New Year's Eve, when by tradition the Rufus lot start off a conga across the lane, into the 'Bells', twice around the interior tnen back to the Rufus. The Bell's then follow suit which is then followed by a general drink up and 'Auld Lang Syne' in the lane between the two pubs.

In the Rufus there is no juke box or background music, no gambling machines or TV. In the words of KIm, the landlady, "If'n yer wants entertainment, then yer burbles to each other." Darts, dominoes and cribbage board are supplied on request!!  big grin

Kiwi, the Rufus is very dog friendly. Each visiting canine gets their own bowl of water and a doggie chew, courtesy of Mandy, the barmaid.  jumping
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2007, 11:45:46 PM »

I think I would like Mandy,and the pub. big grin big grin big grin
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2007, 04:55:54 AM »

Some how I don't think its Mandys bone you want to be sucking and chewing on  Devil
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