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« on: March 31, 2008, 11:32:24 PM »


A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head. She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not
looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The
waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her
and conveyed it to the gentleman.
 
The note read:
 
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants "
 
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him
to deliver it to the lady.
 
 
It read:
 
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I
have a
 
Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my
several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000
acre ranch in Louisiana . There is over twenty million dollars in my
 
bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 02:07:30 AM »

I'm just gunna have to sell that old Mercedes hum crazy big grin
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 06:29:52 PM »

ROFL Great answer
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 07:08:03 PM »

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