Austrian interlude

[sniper]

Latest from Austria


*  An Austrian woman is like a good wine. Best left to mature in a cellar.

*  I've just bought this Austrian girls diary off ebay. Its not very interesting it just says:

Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in.


*  Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own".


*  The Austrians have taken their fondness for the Sound of Music too far. They even have their own Von Trapped family.

*  Just when we thought Madeleine McCann was pixxing the World Hide & Seek Record, some Austrian bird romps home with a 24 year claim!


*  An Austrian journalist asked a neighbour how long he had known Josef Frittzles daughter Alice. "Alice" he replied "Who the f**k is Alice? You mean for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice?!"


*  Official advice on sex education for Austrian teenagers is to keep them in the dark as long as possible.


*  Austrian authorities are worried by the rapid drop in stag nights after it was learnt they actually do lock up their daughters.


*  The Austrian interbred Fritzl family have been moved to a safe place, where it is believed they will blend in seamlessly into the local society... Hobart, Tasmania.

[sniper]

It didn't take long

[Husar]

ROFLMAO

[kiwi]

hmmmmmm no it didn't