Military Global Allied Forces
November 22, 2008, 02:11:44 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
 
   Home   Help Search Calendar Gallery Login Register  
Digg This!
Pages: [1]   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: Killing Hitler  (Read 838 times)
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
kiwi
Sovereign of the Forum
Administrator
Field Marshal


Karma 125
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
New Zealand New Zealand

Posts: 8497



WWW Awards
« on: June 29, 2008, 07:28:21 AM »

Killing Hitler  Victor Vancier aka chaim Victor Vancier aka chaim Victor Vancier aka chaim


Two Jews decide they're going to assassinate Hitler. They carefully and painstakingly map out their plans over several months. They work their way past border patrols, armed guards, and other dangers to show up outside of a bar.

The bar is one their intelligence operatives have determined that Hitler visits every Tuesday at 11:30 p.m. They hide around the side of the bar and wait patiently for the chance to kill this
monster.

11:30 comes. No Hitler.

11:35 comes. Still he's not shown up.

At 11:45, one of the men turns to the other and says,

"Oy, I hope nothing's happened to him."
Logged

Husar
Air Marshal


Karma 102
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
Russian Federation Russian Federation

Posts: 1713


I drink wine out of nazi's skulls.


Awards
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2008, 12:50:29 PM »

ROOOFLMAAAO
Logged

sniper
Guest
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2008, 03:29:27 PM »

LMAO
Logged
river140
The Defectors
Leading Seaman


Karma 5
Offline Offline

United States United States

Posts: 24


Awards
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2008, 04:50:04 PM »

Killing Hitler  Victor Vancier aka chaim Victor Vancier aka chaim Victor Vancier aka chaim


Two Jews decide they're going to assassinate Hitler. They carefully and painstakingly map out their plans over several months. They work their way past border patrols, armed guards, and other dangers to show up outside of a bar.

The bar is one their intelligence operatives have determined that Hitler visits every Tuesday at 11:30 p.m. They hide around the side of the bar and wait patiently for the chance to kill this
monster.

11:30 comes. No Hitler.

11:35 comes. Still he's not shown up.

At 11:45, one of the men turns to the other and says,

"Oy, I hope nothing's happened to him."

The truth is man plans but G-D command's. people don't like to hear it but G-D is in control of everything good and bad and he allows the bad to happen. I do not understand it myself.
Logged

kiwi
Sovereign of the Forum
Administrator
Field Marshal


Karma 125
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
New Zealand New Zealand

Posts: 8497



WWW Awards
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 08:15:39 PM »

Quote
The truth is man plans but G-D command's.

So true  wink big grin thumbs up
Logged

Ari
FORUM PIMP
Global Moderator
Commodore


Karma 90
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
United States United States

Posts: 932


Booyah!


Awards
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 06:01:50 PM »

KIWI, Yacov writes this is proof you are a Nazi, lol.  Talk about compelling evidence. Jacob
Logged

KellyMaureen
Global Moderator
Commander


Karma 106
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
United States United States

Posts: 598



Awards
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2008, 06:13:23 PM »

Yes Ari Im convinced  Jacob

The other day at work, one of my dark haired male co-workers told a blonde joke.....therefore due to this evidence he MUST be a blonde woman  wtf  Jacob
Logged

kiwi
Sovereign of the Forum
Administrator
Field Marshal


Karma 125
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
New Zealand New Zealand

Posts: 8497



WWW Awards
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2008, 10:06:41 PM »

KIWI, Yacov writes this is proof you are a Nazi, lol.  Talk about compelling evidence. Jacob

Gook luck to Yacov! One day he will turn into that moth and fire right into the flame Tongue

 facehit blob

Jew's have a history of humor, afterall it all started with God, he gave males two heads, and only one blood supply.  shlomo

Logged

Ari
FORUM PIMP
Global Moderator
Commodore


Karma 90
Offline Offline

Gender: Male
United States United States

Posts: 932


Booyah!


Awards
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2008, 09:42:34 PM »

 big grin
Logged

kiwi
Sovereign of the Forum
Administrator
Field Marshal


Karma 125
Offline Offline

Gender: Female
New Zealand New Zealand

Posts: 8497



WWW Awards
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2008, 01:41:35 AM »

Yocav has nothing better to do but call people Nazi's, he is no different than Vicky.

He created JTF and all the bad and corruption that is JTF is Yocav.

Let him play and pretend to be a Jew, that is something he can only one day hope to become.

If others believe him, then G-d will sort them out.

As G-d has sorted all the others out  bye
« Last Edit: July 08, 2008, 01:43:13 AM by kiwi1988 SF » Logged

Pages: [1]   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.5 | SMF © 2006-2008, Simple Machines LLC Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!


Google visited last this page November 21, 2008, 04:24:07 AM