One for the girls

[kiwi]

One for the girls
 
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
 
And please lift my butt before it sags.
 
Please no age spots, Please no gray
 
And as for my belly, Please take it away.
 
Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
 
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done! .
 
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
 
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

[sniper]

LMAO

[adam1]

I like #5  And a good poem you composed.  But I wanted to mention something you missed. Is it not important a guy that can think outside the box and actually uses the analytical skills G-d gave him rather then be a sheep and not be able to think for himself and relies on his wife and others to think for him is that not important. A guy that has a sense of morality. I think those are important. I admit I am biased because I am a guy but what can I say.