Imagine my delight this morning to open the Weekend Australian and see the announcement that Prime Minister Rudd is to save world capitalism.
"I have written a 7000 word essay on the failure of Reagan, Thatcher and Howard capitalism",said Kevin Rudd. "I will now use the Australian Labor Party as a platform to launch a new worldwide socialist capitalism that will save the world financial system" he went on to say.
I was wondering about his plump wife and the millions she made in a capital raising business in Australia. Wonder if she used the old failed system?
Course when it was pointed out to Rudd when he was elected as Australia's socialist Prime Minister that he couldn't have a plump wife who had a successful company in Australia and overseas, she had to sell the Australian operations.
What an opportunity it will be to be in on the ground floor of the new Labor capitalism.
Money is to rain from the sky. No longer will it be necessary to have courage and business acumen to succeed. Rudd will do it for you.

Written by The Aviator DFC VB